Best Jokes of 2020

Yes, this year has been a little crazy! But they say humor is one of the best survival tools. And yes, this year is one where we had to tap into every bit of our resilience mojo to walk out of this with our heads held high. So our team went looking for some of the best 2020 jokes that we could muster. So here are some of the best ones that we found. [your welcome]. 


  1. Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.


  2. Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.


  3. My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.


  4. Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.


  5. My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!


  6. After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.


  7. If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.


  8. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


  9. Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.


  10. Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder


  11. I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!


  12. The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.


  13. Since we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on.


  14. I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.


  15. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot.


  16. Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch.


  17. I finished Netflix today.


  18. Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.


  19. Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”